• Big Girls Break Things

    Rules
    Stereo Types
    Records
    Traditions
    Conditions

  • Why do women wear skinny jeans if they have thighs, they look huge.

  • Wow, those jeans aren't doing her any favors.

  • A big fat morbidly obesity of nothing

  • Right leg issues are not usually orthopedic, they are related to heart issues. Do you have heart in your family? (doesn't look up on chart that I do)
    Have you had your blood pressure checked? (doesn't check blood pressure)
    You should just try compression socks

  • Obesity is a punishment

  • Fat people don't even vote, they are too lazy to get up.

  • Once I got use to how fat they were it was okay.

  • When obese people order bombs from me, I take it amongst myself to give them sugar free redbull. Much less calories

  • You would be a very pretty girl if you lost some weight

  • You should lose some weight

  • That's a fat ass. That's a fat ass.

  • Fat ballerina
    Tried to do a dance but failed
    The audience clapped.

  • With no outward sign of my former body type, I became a renegade spy for Team F.A.T.

  • I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute raging drug addict.

  • Stop measuring your self-worth by a number on the scale.

  • Is she still heavy?

  • The curve is more powerful than the sword.

  • If actresses represented the way the public really looks, the mother from Gilbert Grape would be a sex symbol.

  • Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which BeautifulPeople.com was founded.

  • When I say thick, White Ladies, that means good looking

  • I'm going to get really fat. Then I'm going to complain about how fat I've got, then I'll have to go on a diet, then I'll complain about being on a diet. It's just a vicious circle. I've been a junk food junkie most of my life.

  • She’s ahh rounded… you know, round

  • He's in a fat fraternity.
    What does that mean?
    You know, he's just not that cool

  • I lived on water, cayenne pepper and maple syrup for 14 days. It was tough; everyone was eating and I was dying.

    After that I ate waffles, fried chicken, cheeseburgers, french fries, everything I could find. That was the best time of my life. I've gained twelve pounds.

  • I hope she's not a fatty

  • Watch out for the three R's:
    Restaurants
    Relatives
    Reunions

  • This chart will tell you what your weight should be based on your height.
    I should be 7.5 feet tall

  • Its like everyone in the South has to be skinny because of the warm weather, so they can flaunt their body- But I don’t care I flaunt my body because I embrace my curves

  • You know I haven’t met her either, I think he is hiding her because she is fat

  • I’m itty bitty, just an itty-bitty thing

  • I have to tell you I enjoyed every pound

  • I always get to sit in the front seat, like a handicap person

  • Sometimes we eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats us

  • I replaced all my Lane Bryant labels with Prada labels

  • When I stand up these chairs stick to my ass

  • Take away the wigs and the eyelashes and the fabulous clothes and you'll find me at White Castle, feasting on a half dozen of those greasy square burgers.

  • Nothing tastes as good as thin feels

  • When I look in the mirror I’m shocked I don’t feel that fat

  • You fucking fat bitch, fuck you fat bitch

  • Shake it like jello while the boys say hello

  • Hey Pork chop

  • I have self-control I just choose not to use it

  • Don’t Diet Riot

  • When I order food I make the waiter take ½ of the order and wrap it up immediately. If I order dessert I take ½ and wrap it to go. What they don’t know is that I eat it all when I get home

  • I brush my teeth after every meal, but I’m still hungry

  • Eat to live, don't live to eat

  • I drink a glass of water before every meal and after

  • I eat cereal every night out of these huge bowls. I love cereal. Lately I have been begging my husband to get ride of the large bowls and let me buy small ones

  • I drink a glass of milk before every meal and sometimes after

  • I use to run home after school and open the fridge door and sit with it open shoving cheese puffs in my mouth before my Mom got home

  • All this talk of food…forget the small piece hand me a real slice

  • I feel bad for people who lose 100lbs they have all that left over skin






  • I eat before I go out to dinner with friends I don’t want anyone to know how much I can consume





  • I use to grocery shop for hours, I was up and down the aisles…now I just shop the perimeter